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Your type + their type = a whole situation.

The personality test that roasts you first, then tells you if you and your bestie, your partner, or your 2am situationship are built to last. Or built to be screenshotted.

We'll email you when it drops. No spam. We are not the YAPR type.

How it works (it's embarrassingly easy)

Take the test. Get your type. Drag someone else into it. That's the whole app. That's the tweet.

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Question 14
They text you "k." You:
Screenshot it to the group chat for analysis
Draft four replies. Send none.
Reply "k." back. It's war now.
Didn't notice. Was at pilates.
No wrong answers. Some concerning ones.
1Get roastedQuick questions about the stuff that actually matters. Like how you handle a "k."
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Your type is
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DLUL
The Delulu
"We've texted twice. I've already picked the wedding venue."
Overthinking
97%
Hope
100%
Chill
12%
Aura: BubblegumStone: Rose quartz
Share my type
2Get your typeA label so accurate it's a little rude. Then the nice part: why it's secretly your superpower.
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Bestie check
YAPR
+
YAPR
98%
The Podcast Nobody Asked For
Four hour phone calls. Zero topics. Somehow still not done.
Voice memo length11 min avg
Plans actually made0
Would help move a couchYes, crying
Invite another friend
3Drag your personSend it to your bestie, your partner, or the one who left you on read. See what you are together.

Some duos we've diagnosed

Every pairing gets a score, a name, and the truth. You're welcome. Or we're sorry.

34%
DLUL + GHST

The Situationship

One of you picked a wedding venue. The other one opened this at 2:14am and still hasn't replied.

98%
YAPR + YAPR

The Podcast Nobody Asked For

Four hour phone calls. Zero topics. Somehow still not done.

81%
ADMN + MAIN

The Manager and the Talent

One books the dinner. One shows up 20 minutes late in the best outfit there. It works.

52%
HEAL + ICKS

Two Walls, No Door

Both of you are protecting your peace. Mostly from each other.

Meet a few of the types

You're one of them. Your bestie is definitely one of them. Your ex is two of them.

DLUL
The Delulu
"We've texted twice. I've already picked the wedding venue."
Secretly: your imagination is undefeated. Manifesting is cardio.
GHST
The Ghost
"Read at 2:14pm. Will reply in 3 to 5 business days."
Secretly: you only show up when you mean it. That's rare.
YAPR
The Yapper
"Sent you a voice memo. It's 11 minutes. That was chapter one."
Secretly: you make every friendship feel like a sleepover.
HEAL
The Healing Era
"I'm not ignoring you. I'm protecting my peace. With a candle."
Secretly: you did the work. Most people just talk about it.
MAIN
The Main Character
"The coffee run was a whole music video in my head."
Secretly: you make ordinary days feel like a movie. For everyone.
ADMN
The Group Chat Admin
"Made a spreadsheet for brunch. Tab two is outfits."
Secretly: nothing would ever happen without you. Nothing.
ICKS
The Ick Collector
"He ran for the train. It's over. I don't make the rules."
Secretly: your standards are high because you know your worth.
SOFT
The Soft Launcher
"Posted a second coffee cup. No further questions."
Secretly: you protect the good things. That's love, actually.

Questions you're definitely asking

Is this a real personality test?

It's about as scientific as your horoscope, and about as accurate at 2am. It's for fun. Please don't make life decisions with it. Okay, small ones.

What does SBTI stand for?

Something. We're still deciding what. Suggestions welcome.

Is it for couples or friends?

Both. Besties, partners, sisters, roommates, your mom, the coworker you trauma bonded with during the reorg.

Could it ruin my friendship?

No. But it might finally explain it.

When does it launch?

Soon. Join the waitlist and you'll hear before your group chat does.

Get in before your ex does.

Join the waitlist. We'll let you know the second SBTI Duo is ready to expose you and your favorite person.